Score: 7

"Shows promise!"

submission: The Cheese Stands Alone

date: September 28, 2008

I viewed the trailer and was interested enough to check the website. The character bios are decent and I've always had a soft spot for rougher animation. The web-comics could use a little organization, but I understand it's all a work in progress. I'd like to see more of the story. Keep at it.

Score: 2

"Ugh."

submission: Helicopter BETA

date: April 27, 2008

Hor-hor-horreeeah-di-hor-dibbuhdibbuh -hor-hor-hor-di-horeaaaaaAHHHHHHHH ENOUGH!

What was the point of dodging the obstacles if all you had to do was stay up? Don't think that slapping "BETA" on a turd makes it passable.

Score: 7

"A step in the right direction."

submission: Subject 42

date: April 8, 2008

Most of the objects were drawn well and there was a good use of audio. I'm also glad that you utilized several different camera angles to tell your story, rather than a "side-scrolling" animation. I like its silent style, but you could try working with dialogue in your next project in order to flesh out the story. Keep in mind that practice makes perfect.

Score: 8

"Awesome."

submission: New Hillary Ad

date: March 25, 2008

It had the atmosphere and style of the NG classics, like Stamper or Rainbow Animations. Good stuff. Who needs production values when you have content?

Score: 2

"Needs more work"

submission: Choppa Escape

date: February 4, 2008

The game looks good, but that's about all it has going for it. Definitely needs sound and more levels. Maybe then you can sell some shirts.

Score: 6

"Not bad."

submission: H*R Thriller

date: December 18, 2007

I wasn't expecting much, but this was a decent flash. You had better lip-syncing than most novice flash artists. The characters and environment could have used some shading to add depth. It's a good idea and your execution will improve with time and practice.

Score: 5

"To be continued?"

submission: How to kill yourself BETA

date: December 4, 2007

Waiting for the next installment is inhibiting me from successfully killing myself at this very moment. Decent drawings, but choppy animation. Also, I haven't heard a "Houston, we have a problem joke" since the 90s.

Score: 5

"Could be better."

submission: Ultimate Holiday Card

date: November 29, 2007

The concept was interesting, but I think you should have taken your time with it. More animation, dialogue, and a cohesive story would have helped. So would incorporating more holiday-related characters. Flesh it out.

Score: 0

"Oh no, I'm bitching!"

submission: Anime Hentai Quiz

date: November 24, 2007

Pedophiles, UNITE!

But seriously, I'm tired of these same old cookie-cutter needle-dicks who collect drawings of this shit like it's Pokemon, slap some text-err, a "quiz" onto it and consider it an original creation. Animated child pornography is obviously so much better when you earn it.

Whatever gets you off is fine with me, but anyone can find these pictures anywhere for free thanks to search engines. You are not an artist and there is no way in hell this should have a rating over three points.

Score: 10

"You cannot kill him."

submission: The Sweetest Thing

date: September 8, 2007

Raspberry Clock is 3rd in the Portal.